fontech: ([VS] death to all fangirls)
Guess what time it is, kids?

Eclipse is out, and it's time to snark once again! /o/

This time around, it's a little different. I decided to try an experiment:

1) Watch the new Airbender movie
2) Watch Eclipse immediately after
3) Decide whether or not watching utter shit beforehand makes Twilight good.

Results? Well, aside from the following tl;dr snarkfest, I... uh... sort of? It wasn't good, but it wasn't as godawful as... well.

....

So basically Airbender is what it took for me to lower my standards. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Let's start with The Last Airfilmer Shamalama Will Ever Make )

NEXT!

the most wretched hive of scum and villainy )

Haaaa that was bad. All of it, but especially Airbender, sob. I had to watch a few episodes of the Avatar animation to purify myself ;_; wryyyyy Shamalama. Why you do this. You know what was a better summary of the first season? EMBER FUCKING ISLAND PLAYERS. Hell yeah.

Related to that- I finished the actual series itself on Monday, and good god was it ever wonderful.

Happier blatherings about )

I was gonna do a meme but this entry is already too tl;dr, so maybe later. D|
fontech: (GEORGE OF THE CASTLE)
Well. I saw Twilight.

.....

Um.

Oh like this wasn't predictable. )

I need a drink.
fontech: (hitsu whut)
HEY FOLKS, IT'S OMAKE TIME WITH AKAI AGAAAAAIN~

Okay, so we all loved Druids, didn't we? Raise your hands if you did so I can put you out of your misery. Well, I found something better.

I found Chinese subbers.

Oh yes.

I also found what has been dubbed "Azumi III: Kazumi Female Ninja". I was intrigued, and since I couldn't get a low-size version of Azumi II with subs, I thought, what the hell? And picked it up.

What I got was "reflect beautiful", and it truly is.

And lo, how I laughed. )

I feel dirty now.
fontech: (ichigodotdotdot)
Okay, so I watched Druids today. (Jace, remember that movie I bought when I got the first Stargate DVD because it looked interesting?) Anybody seen it? If you haven't, don't. It sucked. Like... badly. Worst movie I have EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. It was worse than Jeepers Creepers, and it takes a really awful movie for me to say that. The acting was bad, the script was godawful, the music was meh. The only reason I survived the whole two hours was I needed something playing in the background while I focused on my CAD drawing. It's perfect for a distraction that one really doesn't want to pay attention too.

That means I wasn't really paying attention to a lot of the dialogue - it was so freaking lame. You'd think during the course of the movie they could have written more than ONE decent line, but no... anyway, to get it out of my brain I decided to share the horror with you. Because I love you all so very, very much. Fear my attempt at comedic recap!

Druids in a nutshell )

ONWARD TO HOMEWORK.

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